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2004 Archive: The Closer Honesty

Why the stares? For a movie where four attractive people (Roberts, Law, Portman, Owen) spend two hours being incredibly mean to each other in fancy London flats.

Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_Explorer06/09/2005 11:19I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@HTML_Hacker11/27/1998 08:44<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan02/18/1997 04:22Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Rocket_Power_9906/16/2008 21:25We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Better_Off_Dead12/01/2013 17:24I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Midi_Background03/21/2000 00:51Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Flickr_User_0407/08/2015 17:15A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Net_Neutrality08/30/2009 22:32Equality for all jokes!

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