“Why are you sitting in the corner with giant mittens and a grumpy face?” “I’m ‘Bernie-ing’! I’m waiting for the stimulus check and the motivation to put on real pants. Leave me alone.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The Superman
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A little girl and boy are...
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52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
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The Kitchen Fantasy
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Click my banner for more laughs!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!