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2018 Vintage: The Luka Doncic Draft

Why did Atlanta trade him? Because they thought they didn’t need a kid from Slovenia who had already conquered Europe—a move they started rethinking in about two weeks.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_AWE07/03/2009 08:22Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Cipher_Steak12/20/2015 04:45Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@DragonBall_Z_G09/06/2006 18:52His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Tagged_Network07/12/2002 02:49You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Map_Maker_X02/21/2004 15:08The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Anonymous_User05/14/2003 12:16We are many. We are laughing.

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