2017 Legacy: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Abbott
2017 Classic: The “Shape of You” Loop
Ed Sheeran is in love with the shape of you. And the radio is in love with playing this song every 12 minutes. Part of… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Shape of You” Loop
2017 Vintage: The “Shooting Stars” Meme
Why was the manager spinning through space? Because he fell off his chair and the intern edited him into a viral video. Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Shooting Stars” Meme
2017 Archive: The Logan Sadness
A superhero movie that felt like a western and made me cry over a man with metal claws. 2017 is getting deep. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Logan Sadness
2016 Archive: The Arrival Movie
“I’m trying to communicate with an alien race!” “That’s just your teenager, Kevin. Just offer him pizza and back away slowly.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2016 Archive: The Arrival Movie
2014 Archive: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Incognito”? Because he wants the algorithm to know exactly how much he’s about to charge. Part of the 50… Read More »2014 Archive: The Professional Ego
2013 Archive: The Star Trek Into Darkness Secret
Why the Khan lie? For a marketing campaign that spent a year saying “He’s not Khan,” only for the movie to say “He’s definitely Khan.”… Read More »2013 Archive: The Star Trek Into Darkness Secret
2013 Classic: The Wind
I’m “blown” away by the new tech. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Doge
“Wow. Such dark. Many shadows. Very bulb. Much screw. So light. Wow.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Doge
2012 Classic: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the dark night. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified