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2014 Archive: The Professional Ego

 Why does a lawyer never use “Incognito”? Because he wants the algorithm to know exactly how much he’s about to charge.

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
 A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
 A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
 Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
 A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
 The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Inheritance
 A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
 A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color12/29/2003 02:03Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Baywatch_Runner02/11/1995 22:17Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Pirates_Jack_S07/12/1997 19:13But you have heard of this joke!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro03/11/1997 11:55Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Uncle_Rico_9810/15/2008 03:35I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr04/13/2009 20:42The magic man... is laughing!
@Orkut_Member_9909/18/2008 03:52A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Mondo_Media_X08/18/2010 22:45Top tier web animation humor!
@Annoying_Orange09/24/2011 01:07Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Boxxy_Queen12/27/2002 12:45I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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