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2000 Classic: The Blair Witch Sequel

 Why did Book of Shadows win Worst Remake or Sequel? Because it managed to take a spooky forest and turn it into a confusing, drug-fueled college trip that nobody asked for.

Part of the 40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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