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2013 Archive: The Star Trek Into Darkness Secret

Why the Khan lie? For a marketing campaign that spent a year saying “He’s not Khan,” only for the movie to say “He’s definitely Khan.”

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_309/04/2002 08:32Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Shrek_Donkey08/09/2005 23:40And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Steve-O_Wild07/20/2003 21:30Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Daria_Morg10/24/2003 06:43My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Speed_Racer_Go04/11/2000 14:07Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Bill_Ted_Excell11/05/2010 13:36Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Old_School_Frank07/04/1999 19:48We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Mocking_Sponge10/18/2003 00:05mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Bebo_Lover_0501/07/2007 21:17Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Anonymous_User08/15/2008 22:47We are many. We are laughing.

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