Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a pair of bifocals.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Flossing, Smart Home Scare & Wireless Headphone Woes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Vintage: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
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2024 Legacy: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
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2025 Legacy: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
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Waiting in the queue was worth it.