2005 Classic: The Bean
I’ve “been” there, done that, recorded it. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Ashlee Simpson Fan
One, but it’s actually just a recording of a bulb being changed. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Ashlee Simpson Fan
2004 Classic: The Anchorman “I’m Kind of a Big Deal”
I’ve started introducing myself like Ron Burgundy. It hasn’t helped my career, but I do smell of rich mahogany. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2004 Classic: The Anchorman “I’m Kind of a Big Deal”
2004 Archive: The Closer Honesty
Why the stares? For a movie where four attractive people (Roberts, Law, Portman, Owen) spend two hours being incredibly mean to each other in fancy… Read More »2004 Archive: The Closer Honesty
2003 Classic: The Search for “Cookies”
Why was the secretary still worried? She thought the “Third-Party Cookies” were people coming to eat her actual lunch. Part of the 66 Office Groaners:… Read More »2003 Classic: The Search for “Cookies”
2002 Classic: The Control
I’m a boss. I’m just “alt-ering” my plans. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Nelly vs. Kelly “Dilemma”
Why was she texting him via Excel? Because the music video featured Kelly Rowland trying to send a message on a Nokia using a spreadsheet,… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Nelly vs. Kelly “Dilemma”
2001 Legacy: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Alex
2000 Vintage: The PDA (Palm m100)
Why was the aunt “tapping” a plastic screen? Because she was organizing her life one stylus-poke at a time, feeling like a high-tech CEO. Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The PDA (Palm m100)
2000 Vintage: The Stethoscope
“I hear a humming.” “Is it my heart?” “No, I think your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Stethoscope