2004 Classic: The Anchorman “I’m Kind of a Big Deal”

I’ve started introducing myself like Ron Burgundy. It hasn’t helped my career, but I do smell of rich mahogany.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

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I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9705/30/2011 03:28Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Fight_Club_Tyler09/02/2013 16:38The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Student_Life_0111/02/2001 05:05Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F09/30/2011 00:53The future is laughing at us.

@Beavis_Cornholio01/24/2015 23:12I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Bill_Nye_Fan08/10/2014 03:30Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Mocking_Sponge06/16/1999 12:56mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Deal_With_It_G06/13/2011 19:43Deal with it. This is gold.