Why the Starlink dishes? To prove that “Internet Access” is the most important “Humanitarian Aid” for an army that likes to post on Reddit.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.