Q: Why was the woman afraid for the calendar?
A: She said its days were numbered!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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