2011 Vintage: The X-Men

First Class: “I’m a mutant with special powers!” “Being able to smell a pizza delivery from three blocks away is not a superpower, Kevin.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »

Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »

"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »

In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »

"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »

Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »

"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »

Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL? A: Because she wanted...read more »

"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »

In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »

Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »

"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »

@Zelda_Link07/23/1998 03:18It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Cast_Away_Wilson10/29/2001 17:49WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Men_In_Black_K06/03/1997 20:09We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Firewire_Fan03/10/2006 02:31Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Marla_Singer_Fan07/17/2012 12:56A joke for the end of the world.

@Memento_Guy09/05/2007 22:46Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Blogger_Default05/04/2012 13:18Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/23/2007 15:19I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!