2009 Legacy: The Waiting Room 2

I’ve been here so long I’ve actually become a part of the upholstery.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette02/08/2007 05:32I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Hellboy_Red04/29/1997 07:12I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Jesus_Quintana12/30/2013 08:33Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/18/1996 05:35Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Ninja_Turtle_R12/28/2013 20:33Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Loituma_Girl10/15/2000 23:40Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Philosoraptor_X07/05/2001 13:24If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?