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2010 Classic: The “Alejandro” Lady Gaga

Why was the guest list so specific? Because Gaga kept calling for Fernando and Roberto, and we only had a Steve and a Gary.

Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Vuvuzelas” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original03/26/2002 21:00Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes03/11/2007 00:16Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Fresh_Prince_Will12/30/2012 14:27Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Full_House_Michelle10/08/1998 14:10You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Coffee_Addict04/26/2003 22:55404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Dodgeball_Pat04/04/2003 18:50If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Ring_Member_9805/22/2004 20:43Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Hacktivist_Fan01/25/2004 21:04Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
@Influencer_9906/01/1997 13:23My followers need to see this!

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