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Why was the receptionist scanning her PC? She heard “Conficker” was coming and she thought it sounded like a bad word.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Geocities_Builder09/14/2003 16:59I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione11/27/2005 20:52It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Talladega_N_R11/22/2013 16:19If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Joe_Cartoon_G08/14/1999 04:21Press the button for more humor!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan05/30/2000 22:41Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Grammar_Nazi_9910/15/2004 16:15Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Hacktivist_Fan06/25/2011 21:00Hacking into the comedy mainframe.