2003 Legacy: The Limp Bizkit “Results May Vary”
Why no Wes Borland? For the album that proved without their guitarist, nu-metal loses its luster. Part of the 38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes:… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Limp Bizkit “Results May Vary”
2003 Archive: The Flip Phone Blessing
Watching the young associate pastor proudly display his new flip phone at the parish council meeting, explaining to the older ladies that the blue backlit… Read More »2003 Archive: The Flip Phone Blessing
2003 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
Why Everybody Loves Raymond? For proving that a nagging mother-in-law is the only joke that never gets old. Part of the 42 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2003 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
2003 Archive: The “Toxic” Violin
That high-pitched screech at the start of the song is the sound of 2003 being injected directly into my veins. Part of the 69 Observational… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Toxic” Violin
2002 Archive: Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck (Bennifer 1.0)
Why was the world obsessed with them? Because in 2002, Ben Affleck in a pink velour tracksuit was the most confusing thing to happen to… Read More »2002 Archive: Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck (Bennifer 1.0)
2002 Vintage: The Minority Report Interface
I’m waving my hands in the air like Tom Cruise, but instead of solving crimes, I’m just trying to get the office motion-sensor lights to… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Minority Report Interface
2001 Classic: The Tenacious D Debut
Why the “Tribute”? Because Jack Black and Kyle Gass proved that you could be a comedy duo and still have better riffs than most serious… Read More »2001 Classic: The Tenacious D Debut
2001 Vintage: The Shrek Love
“My husband is like an onion.” “He has layers?” “No, when you peel him back, he makes you cry, and in the end, he just smells.”… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Shrek Love
2001 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new electric coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2001 Archive: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
2001 Legacy: The 2001 Odyssey
“What are we doing for the new year?” “The same as last year—pretending we understand the technology that is ruining us.” Part of the 51 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2001 Legacy: The 2001 Odyssey