2001 Vintage: The Shrek Love

“My husband is like an onion.” “He has layers?” “No, when you peel him back, he makes you cry, and in the end, he just smells.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

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@Doom_Guy12/23/2007 03:42Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Flash_Animator01/15/2003 14:06I should make a stickman movie about this.

@CRT_Brightness05/17/1999 06:39I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Zoolander_Derek06/18/2009 05:23What is this? A joke for ants?

@Dorm_Room_Hero02/23/2002 06:16My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Wayne_World_Ex12/23/2006 00:42Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Napoleon_Dyna07/11/2003 01:14Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Uncle_Rico_9808/08/2000 17:43I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular08/28/2013 15:41I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!