A guy orders a Rum and Coke and asks for a “New Millenium” straw. It’s just a regular straw with glitter.
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Plug and Play laughter!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Problem? No, just laughs!
Shut up and take my laughter!