Watching the young associate pastor proudly display his new flip phone at the parish council meeting, explaining to the older ladies that the blue backlit screen makes it much easier to read his breviary after dark.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition
In 2001, church life was transitioning out of the millennium scar...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition
In 2016, church life faced an unprecedented wave of digital disru...read more »
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2014, church life was fully embracing the cloud era, with pape...read more »
2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition
In 2022, church life experienced a massive, joyous return to the ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
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2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
Watching the expression on the senior pastor's face when he learn...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Auto-Correct Homily Glitch
The music coordinator discovering to his absolute horror that the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That was intense... and funny!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.