2019 Vintage: The Pager

My doctor’s ‘Smart-Watch’ buzzed. He said, “I have to go, my ‘Live’ is about to start.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky04/12/2005 20:58I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Sid_Meier_Fan03/16/2015 18:27Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Diva_Plavalaguna08/25/2007 15:46The highest note of humor!

@Animorphs_X02/22/2004 04:51I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@CatDog_Alone10/14/2007 23:15One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Dodgeball_Pat10/21/2005 02:45If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Loituma_Girl01/14/2014 23:03Spinning my leek and laughing at this!