I’m waving my hands in the air like Tom Cruise, but instead of solving crimes, I’m just trying to get the office motion-sensor lights to turn back on.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
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