“What are we doing for the new year?” “The same as last year—pretending we understand the technology that is ruining us.”
Part of the 51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
No way! That’s too much!