2012 Legacy: The London Fog
A guy orders a London Fog. The bartender says, “This is 2012, we serve London Olympics—it’s mostly sweat and overpriced tickets.” Part of the 52… Read More »2012 Legacy: The London Fog
2012 Vintage: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy about the future. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The “Call Me Maybe” Loop
Why was the 2012 party so indecisive? Because Carly Rae Jepsen gave everyone her number, and we spent the whole BBQ wondering if she’d actually… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Call Me Maybe” Loop
2011 Archive: The Adele “Someone Like You” Effect
I’ve never been through a messy breakup, but after listening to this album, I’m ready to call my non-existent ex and apologize in the rain.… Read More »2011 Archive: The Adele “Someone Like You” Effect
2009 Legacy: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Bug
2008 Legacy: The Mad Men Coronation
Why did it win Best Drama as the first basic cable show to do so? Because the Academy decided that drinking scotch at 10 AM… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Mad Men Coronation
2007 Archive: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “I love 2007!” Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2007 Archive: The Ice Cream
2006 Vintage: The Sangria
“Fruit salad with a punch.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Devil Wears Prada Assistant
One, but it has to be a specific shade of cerulean that isn’t even out yet. Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 –… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Devil Wears Prada Assistant
2006 Archive: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff shoulder and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Wheel of… Read More »2006 Archive: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol