2023 Vintage: Starfield
Why wouldn’t the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda released a space game and he was busy building a ship that looked exactly like a… Read More »2023 Vintage: Starfield
2023 Archive: The ChatGPT Diagnosis
I told my doctor I used ChatGPT to find out why my toe hurts. He said, “What did it say?” I told him, “It said… Read More »2023 Archive: The ChatGPT Diagnosis
2022 Vintage: The “Information Operations” on Telegram
Why 2022? Because the war was being broadcast in “Real-Time” by people who were more worried about their “View Count” than their “Life Count.” Part… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Information Operations” on Telegram
2021 Vintage: The GameStop Stock
A guy walks in wearing a space suit and yells, “To the moon!” The bartender asks, “Did you sell your GME stock?” The guy says,… Read More »2021 Vintage: The GameStop Stock
2020 Legacy: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about the ‘New Normal’.” “What is it?” “Nobody knows, and that’s the scary part.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Stress 2
2020 Vintage: The Printer
I’m “inking” about a permanent work-from-home deal. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Launch of the “Impossible Burger” (Mass Market)
Why did it bleed? Because 2019 was the year we decided that plants should taste like cows, and we all started eating “meat” that was… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Launch of the “Impossible Burger” (Mass Market)
2019 Vintage: The Pager
My doctor’s ‘Smart-Watch’ buzzed. He said, “I have to go, my ‘Live’ is about to start.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Pager
2018 Classic: The Stan Belichick? No, Tom Brady 40-Year-Old MVP
Why was he still winning? Because Brady became the oldest MVP in history, proving that avocado ice cream is a performance-enhancing drug. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Stan Belichick? No, Tom Brady 40-Year-Old MVP
2017 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue the radar was “Fake News”? He claimed the numbers were “alternative speeds” generated by a biased algorithm. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Speeding Ticket