Why did the lawyer argue the radar was “Fake News”? He claimed the numbers were “alternative speeds” generated by a biased algorithm.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
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A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
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