Why did it bleed? Because 2019 was the year we decided that plants should taste like cows, and we all started eating “meat” that was actually just very clever science.
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Cybertruck” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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