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2019 Vintage: The Launch of the “Impossible Burger” (Mass Market)

 Why did it bleed? Because 2019 was the year we decided that plants should taste like cows, and we all started eating “meat” that was actually just very clever science.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Cybertruck” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Unix_Wizard11/04/2005 05:17sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Binary_Boy08/03/2003 09:1301001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Pedro_For_Pres02/28/2011 19:25Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Midi_Background06/19/2001 18:48Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Gaia_Online_Gold03/04/2006 19:33Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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