Why 2022? Because the war was being broadcast in “Real-Time” by people who were more worried about their “View Count” than their “Life Count.”
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
The future is laughing at us.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Found this on the deep end of the net.
Posting this to my own wall right now!