2017 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue the radar was “Fake News”? He claimed the numbers were “alternative speeds” generated by a biased algorithm. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
2016 Classic: The “Crying Jordan” Meme
Why was it the most important sports statistic? Because in 2016, no athlete was safe from being photoshopped onto MJ’s face after a loss. Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Crying Jordan” Meme
2016 Archive: The “Blue Wall” Crumbling
Why was Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin a shock? Because the Democrats forgot that “Walls” can also fall down from the inside. Part of the 40… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Blue Wall” Crumbling
2016 Vintage: The Hashtag
Why did the blonde put a pound sign on her car? She wanted to be “searchable” on the highway. Part of the 58 Classic Blonde… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Hashtag
2014 Vintage: The Amazon Drone Delivery Promise
Why was the White House skeptical? Because they knew that “Unmanned Aircraft” were only supposed to be used for “Diplomatic Persuasion,” not for delivering cat… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Amazon Drone Delivery Promise
2013 Legacy: The Breaking Bad Finale
A guy walks into a bar looking devastated and orders a “Blue Crystal” shot. The bartender says, “The show is over, Walter. It’s time to… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Breaking Bad Finale
2013 Classic: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer bring a “Twerk” video to the settlement? To show the other side that things could get “even more embarrassing” if they… Read More »2013 Classic: The Negotiation
2013 Archive: The High-Definition TV Upgrade
The church trustees purchasing a massive, heavy plasma television for the fellowship hall, which takes four grown men to lift and permanently alters the layout… Read More »2013 Archive: The High-Definition TV Upgrade
2013 Classic: The Rain
I’m “pouring” my thoughts into a caption. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The London Fog
A guy orders a London Fog. The bartender says, “This is 2012, we serve London Olympics—it’s mostly sweat and overpriced tickets.” Part of the 52… Read More »2012 Legacy: The London Fog