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2013 Classic: The Negotiation

 Why did the lawyer bring a “Twerk” video to the settlement? To show the other side that things could get “even more embarrassing” if they didn’t pay.

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger10/08/1998 20:22M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Cast_Away_Wilson11/04/2008 08:48WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Dorm_Room_Hero11/22/1996 10:29My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Scanner_Darkly08/16/2011 20:32I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Donnie_Darko_8802/18/2009 17:24Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Requiem_Dreamer05/19/1995 16:58That was intense... and funny!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei11/23/2001 10:00You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Mocking_Sponge04/06/2007 21:28mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Illidan_Blind08/12/1997 10:48I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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