Why did the lawyer bring a “Twerk” video to the settlement? To show the other side that things could get “even more embarrassing” if they didn’t pay.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
That was intense... and funny!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!