Why did the ocean break up with the pond? He thought she was too “shallow.”
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.