Why was the White House skeptical? Because they knew that “Unmanned Aircraft” were only supposed to be used for “Diplomatic Persuasion,” not for delivering cat food.
Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Unity" Talk (Post-Election)
Why did everyone say it? Because "Unity" is the official language...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Eating the Dogs" Debate Line
Why was Springfield, Ohio in the news? Because "They’re eating th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Elon Musk "Dark MAGA" Era
Why was he jumping on stage? To prove that if you have $200 billi...read more »
2025 Archive: The 47th President’s Energy
Why does he never sleep? Because in 2025, "Rest" is considered a ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Biden Drop-out Letter
Why did the President withdraw on a Sunday afternoon on Twitter? ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Woke" Archive
Why are they digitizing old HR manuals? To create a museum of "Th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Garbage Truck Entry
Why did the President-elect ride in a trash hauler? To show that ...read more »
33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition
In 2025, the American Presidency felt less like a government and ...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition
In 1998, the American Presidency became the world’s most-watched ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Joe Rogan" Endorsement
Why was it the final blow? Because in 2024, a three-hour podcast ...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Department of Energy" Rebrand
Why is it now the "Department of Power"? Because "Energy" sounds ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Border Wall Completion
Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. departmen...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2021 “Inaugurations & Mittens” Edition
In 2021, the American Presidency switched from "Unfiltered Tweets...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Walz" Camo Hats
Why was the VP pick wearing hunting gear? To show that he’s a "Re...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
True story! I was there!