2012 Archive: The “Call Me Maybe” Loop

Why was the 2012 party so indecisive? Because Carly Rae Jepsen gave everyone her number, and we spent the whole BBQ wondering if she’d actually call.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »

Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »

A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »

In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »

Why was the chair next to you "occupied"? Because John Krasinski ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »

In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »

Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »

Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »

In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »

In 2010, Independence Day was a "dream within a dream." We were a...read more »

Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »

@SoulSeek_Fan05/05/2007 19:54Rare humor found in the deep web.

@American_Psycho_P06/09/2007 17:26I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Nyan_Cat_Space11/14/1995 06:29Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob02/16/2012 08:59The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Hacktivist_Fan03/21/2005 04:18Hacking into the comedy mainframe.