2012 Vintage: The Peach

I’m “just” feeling fuzzy about the future.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

@Tripod_Member06/18/2011 13:04Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@SpiderMan_Peter12/26/1999 13:09My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@WiFi_Zero_One02/19/2003 13:25Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Marla_Singer_Fan01/08/2011 12:07A joke for the end of the world.

@Blink_182_Mark09/15/2012 08:40What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Top_Gun_Maverick04/04/2000 13:41I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Doge_Much_Funny03/18/2010 13:10Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Everquest_Solo03/20/1999 22:02Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Epic_Fail_Guy09/15/2014 21:40This joke is an Epic Win!