2003 Archive: The “Toxic” Violin

That high-pitched screech at the start of the song is the sound of 2003 being injected directly into my veins.

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@Floppy_Drive_Buzz03/15/2011 16:43The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Gnutella_User09/17/2007 14:02Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Digimon_Tamer07/27/2012 14:50My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Top_Gun_Maverick11/15/2007 22:04I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Prodigy_User_X08/02/2008 20:47Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Friendster_Ghost05/18/1998 10:13Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Captain_Obvious10/20/1995 10:02This is a comment on a funny joke.

@Selfie_King_0506/15/2010 10:31Taking a photo of me laughing!