2009 Vintage: The MP3
I’m “streaming” toward a wireless life. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Guns N’ Roses “Chinese Democracy”
Why 15 years later? For the album that took so long to release that people actually forgot what they were waiting for, proving that Axl… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Guns N’ Roses “Chinese Democracy”
2008 Legacy: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new smartphone? Part of the 49… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Wooden
2008 Archive: The “I Kissed a Girl” Summer
Why was the 2008 BBQ so scandalous? Because Katy Perry’s debut single was on a 24-hour loop, and everyone was trying to remember if “cherry… Read More »2008 Archive: The “I Kissed a Girl” Summer
2008 Archive: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I didn’t move. He said, “Your body has officially given up. Welcome to late 2008.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2008 Archive: The Reflex
2008 Legacy: The Tiger Woods U.S. Open
Why was Tiger limping? Because he won a 19-hole playoff on one leg with a broken knee, proving that Tiger at 50% is still 100%… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Tiger Woods U.S. Open
2008 Legacy: The Wall-E Echo
The science teacher trying to make a serious lecture about recycling interesting by playing a clip of a lonely cartoon robot cleaning up a mountain… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Wall-E Echo
2007 Archive: Bee Movie
Why was Jerry Seinfeld a bee? Because in 2007, he realized that “What’s the deal with flowers?” was the next logical step in his career.… Read More »2007 Archive: Bee Movie
2007 Legacy: The Poet
“The glass is a silent bell that no longer rings with fire.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Poet
2007 Vintage: The Mist
Why were people afraid of the grocery store? Because Stephen King and Frank Darabont reminded us that the scariest things are hidden in the fog… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Mist