2007 Classic: The Wallpaper
I’m “setting” a picture of my dog as my background. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Classic: The Wallpaper
2006 Vintage: Best Spoken Word Album
Why Our Endangered Values by Jimmy Carter? Because a Nobel Peace Prize and a Grammy go together like peanut butter and jelly. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: Best Spoken Word Album
2006 Classic: The MySpace Layout War
Why was the screen blinking? Because the intern added a “snowing” effect and 15 autoplay songs to the company page. Part of the 65 Office… Read More »2006 Classic: The MySpace Layout War
2006 Classic: The 123-Mile Commute
Why was the President’s bike riding so intense? To show that he could outrun his critics—as long as they didn’t have a mountain bike and… Read More »2006 Classic: The 123-Mile Commute
2005 Vintage: The Broadband Transition Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Broadband Transition Celebration
2004 Classic: The Delete
I’m “erasing” my embarrassing posts. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Scissor Sisters Debut
Why the disco? For bringing high-camp, glam-rock energy back to a year that was taking itself a bit too seriously. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Scissor Sisters Debut
2003 Legacy: The Baggage Weight
Why was the suitcase over the limit? Because the traveler packed 15 physical “Travel Guides” because he didn’t trust his 56k internet. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Baggage Weight
2003 Classic: The Matrix Reloaded Fan
One, but there are 500 copies of him and they’re all fighting a guy in a suit. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: The Matrix Reloaded Fan
2003 Legacy: The Orange
I’m “glad” you’re here. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified