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2008 Archive: The “I Kissed a Girl” Summer

Why was the 2008 BBQ so scandalous? Because Katy Perry’s debut single was on a 24-hour loop, and everyone was trying to remember if “cherry chapstick” was actually on the grocery list.

Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9908/29/2005 00:43Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Britney_Spears_Fan05/19/2002 10:04Oops, I laughed again!
@SoulSeek_Fan01/21/2014 02:34Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Tyler_Durden_Real09/17/1998 12:12Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Pretty_In_Pink02/02/2010 16:26Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Doge_Much_Funny12/25/2014 16:24Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Retro_End_User02/01/2010 13:18The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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