Why was the President’s bike riding so intense? To show that he could outrun his critics—as long as they didn’t have a mountain bike and a press pass.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2006 “Quails, Questions & Quagmires” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!