I’m “glad” you’re here.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
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