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2003 Legacy: The Baggage Weight

 Why was the suitcase over the limit? Because the traveler packed 15 physical “Travel Guides” because he didn’t trust his 56k internet.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Macarena_Dancer12/23/2003 14:45Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Forrest_Gump_Running02/28/1996 06:45Laughing is as laughing does.
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril07/01/2006 18:48He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Silk_Road_Ghost12/26/2005 18:58Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude09/09/1995 14:00The Dude abides... this joke.
@Blue_Your_My_Boy10/25/2000 03:31You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Rick_Roller_0701/12/1998 16:13Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Lag_Victim_0111/18/2010 11:24I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@GL_HF_Runner11/17/2010 19:20Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost07/03/2007 03:42Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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