2002 Archive: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor in the house?” “I’m a Doctor of Philosophy!” “Great, come tell this guy why his pain is ‘Subjective’.” Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The Emergency
2001 Archive: The Zip
Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files. Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Zip
2000 Classic: Vladimir Putin’s Inauguration
Why was Putin’s first year so quiet? Because he was busy “reorganizing” Russia, which is the political equivalent of moving the furniture around so you… Read More »2000 Classic: Vladimir Putin’s Inauguration
1999 Vintage: The “Desert Spring” Operation
Why another one? Because once you start “Stabilizing” Iraq, it’s hard to stop—like a bad habit or a subscription you can’t cancel. Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The “Desert Spring” Operation
1998 Vintage: Titanic’s Oscar Sweep
Why did we need a bigger trophy shelf? Because James Cameron won 11 Oscars and shouted “I’m the king of the world!”—finally giving everyone permission… Read More »1998 Vintage: Titanic’s Oscar Sweep
1997 Legacy: The Coaster 1997
A guy tries to use his coaster as a frisbee. The bartender says, “This isn’t a park, and you’re not a dog.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Coaster 1997
1997 Classic: The Tamagotchi Evolution
Why did the 4th of July feel like a funeral? Because someone’s virtual pet “evolved” into a pile of pixels and died during the national… Read More »1997 Classic: The Tamagotchi Evolution
1996 Legacy: The Fast Food
Why did the dad bring a stopwatch to McDonald’s? He wanted to see if it was actually “fast” food. Part of the 61 Classic Dad… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Fast Food
1996 Archive: The Broken Mirror
Why did the dad throw the mirror out of the window? He wanted to reflect on his life. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes:… Read More »1996 Archive: The Broken Mirror
1996 Archive: The “Babe” Visual Effects
Why did the pig beat the spaceships? Because it’s harder to make a pig talk than it is to make a rocket blow up (and… Read More »1996 Archive: The “Babe” Visual Effects