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1999 Vintage: The “Desert Spring” Operation

Why another one? Because once you start “Stabilizing” Iraq, it’s hard to stop—like a bad habit or a subscription you can’t cancel.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior08/09/2005 07:18I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Burning_CDs10/21/2008 02:09I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@StarWars_Nerd08/28/1999 17:38The farce is strong with this one!
@Geocities_Neighbor10/03/2015 20:44Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie01/03/2011 18:19Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Butthead_Uhhh11/22/2008 01:15Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Get_Flash_Player07/03/2006 15:07Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Fred_Channel_0602/10/2006 08:27HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Mind_Blown_Gif10/27/2012 18:48*Boom* - there goes my brain!
@Web_2_0_Fan04/09/2008 18:38This is the future of humor!

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