Why was Putin’s first year so quiet? Because he was busy “reorganizing” Russia, which is the political equivalent of moving the furniture around so you can’t see the microphones in the walls.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
More capacity for humor on this site!
The highest note of humor!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.