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1998 Vintage: Titanic’s Oscar Sweep

 Why did we need a bigger trophy shelf? Because James Cameron won 11 Oscars and shouted “I’m the king of the world!”—finally giving everyone permission to stop crying and start buying the VHS.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Grumpy_Cat_Real08/01/1995 00:40I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
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@Viewer_Number_107/05/1996 00:58First! And it’s funny!

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