Why were the stairs so crowded? Because Joaquin Phoenix proved that the best way to show a descent into madness is a slow, rhythmic dance in a red suit while the internet tries to figure out if you’re a victim or a villain.
Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
As if! This is too funny.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
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