2014 Classic: The 2048
I spent all night sliding numbers together. I guess I’m just “addicted” to the “sum” of all my fears. Part of the 111 Classic Punny… Read More »2014 Classic: The 2048
2013 Archive: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the digital dust. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: Bon Iver’s “Who?”
Why was Twitter confused? Because Justin Vernon won Best New Artist, and millions of people suddenly realized they didn’t know how to pronounce “Bon Iver”… Read More »2012 Legacy: Bon Iver’s “Who?”
2012 Classic: The Gangnam Style Dancer
One, but they do it while shouting “HEEEEEEY, SEXY LADY!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Petra Kvitova Wimbledon
Why was the Czech Republic celebrating? Because a 21-year-old with a massive lefty serve dominated the grass like she owned it. Part of the 51… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Petra Kvitova Wimbledon
2011 Legacy: The Hangover Part II Monkey
Why the face? Because the sequel proved that if you go to Bangkok, you’re guaranteed to get a facial tattoo, a drug-dealing monkey, and a… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Hangover Part II Monkey
2011 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my ‘Kindle Fire’ as a deposit. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
2011 Classic: The Flat Screen
She says our TV is so slim it “lacks the authority of a heavy cathode ray tube.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Classic: The Flat Screen
2010 Classic: The Bruno Mars
“I’d catch a grenade for ya!” The bartender says, “I’d rather you just caught the tab.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception… Read More »2010 Classic: The Bruno Mars
2010 Archive: Best Male Country Vocal
Why “Sweet Thing” by Keith Urban? Because he’s the only guy who can make “sweet” sound “rock and roll.” Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2010 Archive: Best Male Country Vocal