I spent all night sliding numbers together. I guess I’m just “addicted” to the “sum” of all my fears.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Oops, I laughed again!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
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