2011 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2

He asked for my ‘Kindle Fire’ as a deposit.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

@Msdos_Commander09/14/2006 02:44C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@WinAmp_Shaker11/22/2008 06:22It really whips the llama's ass!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee02/15/2007 16:55A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Buffy_Summers_9708/13/1995 15:58Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Speed_Racer_Go04/20/2002 05:25Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Blue_Your_My_Boy05/11/1998 03:32You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Badger_Badger_M05/28/2014 20:14Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!