2021 Legacy: Encanto (Hype)
Why were we “not talking about Bruno”? Because the trailer dropped, and we knew that by next month, that song would be the only thing… Read More »2021 Legacy: Encanto (Hype)
2020 Vintage: The Tiger King Escape
I just watched seven hours of a man with a mullet fighting a woman in flower crowns over big cats. This is the only thing… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Tiger King Escape
2019 Legacy: “Vibe Check”
Why did the brother hit the turkey with a wooden spoon? Because he was performing a “Vibe Check,” and apparently, the bird failed. Part of… Read More »2019 Legacy: “Vibe Check”
2019 Classic: The “Iron Dome” to the U.S. Navy
Why the interest? To prove that “Hitting a bullet with a smarter bullet” is the only way to protect a billion-dollar ship from a $500… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Iron Dome” to the U.S. Navy
2019 Classic: The Joker’s Dance
Why were the stairs so crowded? Because Joaquin Phoenix proved that the best way to show a descent into madness is a slow, rhythmic dance… Read More »2019 Classic: The Joker’s Dance
2018 Vintage: The Kindle Paperwhite “Waterproof”
Why was the boss reading in the bathtub? He wanted to test the “IPX8 rating” and he’s never been more relaxed about a recession. Part… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Kindle Paperwhite “Waterproof”
2017 Vintage: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Orange (End)
2016 Legacy: The Nintendo NES Classic
Why was the breakroom so nostalgic? Because the boss bought a tiny 8-bit console and now the executive team is fighting over who gets to… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Nintendo NES Classic
2014 Legacy: The Frozen Part 2
“Do you want to build a snowman?” “No, I want to build a tab. Get me a vodka.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Frozen Part 2
2014 Classic: The 2048
I spent all night sliding numbers together. I guess I’m just “addicted” to the “sum” of all my fears. Part of the 111 Classic Punny… Read More »2014 Classic: The 2048